John Sharp’s D.I.Y. all-purpose kit
John Sharp’s (in memoriam; + Nov 22, 2013) D.I.Y. all-purpose kit for the preparation of a paper/article/talk/report on quality management/assurance (or anything else, really.)
| ADDRESS | SYSTEM | REQUIREMENTS |
| SPECIFY | MANAGEMENT | FUNCTIONS |
| IDENTITY | PROBLEM | AREAS |
| ESTABLISH | FUNCTIONAL | PARAMETERS |
| SETUP | CONTROL | SPECIFICATIONS |
| DESIGN | FEED-BACK | MECHANISMS |
| DEFINE | FERSONNEL | FACTORS |
| ITEMISE | MODULAR | INTERFACES |
| CONTROL | CRITICAL | ELEMENTS |
| PRIORITISE | OPERATIONAL | SYSTEMS |
| OPTIMISE | STRATEGIC | ROUTINES |
| DETERMINE | PLANNING | OBJECTIVES |
| CONSTRUCT | OPTIMAL | BOUNDARIES |
| AUDIT | LOGISTIC | POLICIES |
| FORMALISE | DESIGN | OPTIONS |
| RESEARCH | ALTERNATE | STRATEGIES |
| CLASSIFY | INTEGRAL | MODULES |
INSTRUCTIONS:
- Combine any word from column 1 with any one from column 2 and with any one from column 3.
- Try a number of combinations and select those which sound most impressive.
- „pad-out” to taste.
- For maximum effect when speaking adopt a slight transatlantic accent.
Hinweis:
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